The Time Machine
Technology is a fantastic thing. If you don't believe me, maybe I can tweet you from my iPhone or poke your Blackberry from my Facebook. I must admit that as hard as I try and as much as I think I know, I'm still behind the curve. At least when you compare me to all humans 13 years and under. If I need any computer assistance, I don't need the Geek Squad, I just ask my kids. But it's really not my fault. My parents should've birthed me 40 years later. Of course there are some advantages to being an antique. To me SPAM was a junky food, before it was a junky email. I remember when Macintosh was an apple. Apple was a fruit. Java was a cup of coffee. A cookie was a treat. Those computer guys have more of a food addiction than I do. When I was young if you Google your Dongle too much, you’d go blind. Password was a game show. A virus made you feel sick. Oh, some things haven’t changed. In sixth grade our school got its first computer, a brand new TRS-...