As Good As Olive Garden
For those of you that don’t know me, which is most of you, I think it is finally time for me to tell you something important about me. I love food. I love spicy food. I love healthy food. I love all types of food. I’ll try anything once. And if I don’t like it, I’ll try it again to make sure that I didn’t like it. Unfortunately, I have spent the majority of my life enjoying it too much. Funny story. I used to work with a guy nicknamed Fat. He was skinny by the way. Well one day, a new co-worker came over to our office to say hello and she asked me, “Are you Fat?” Of course, I had to be honest. So I said yes. Thankfully, that was 50 pounds ago. With my unemployment, I now workout every morning and am burning off enough calories to make up for my appetite. That hour on the elliptical machine is a hidden bonus of not working, which may sound a little like, “other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”, but I guess unemployment does have its privi...