Clear, Present Danger
This year my wife decided that she wanted a Weedwacker from Costco as her Mother’s Day present. And who am I to argue. Any dummy can get that done and I definitely qualify. So I made the trip over to the grown up version of Disneyland. I immediately put something in my shopping cart, as I always do, and headed back to the free samples. Note to you Costco rookies: As long as you have something in your cart, it doesn’t look like you are just there for the free food. Of course, the eleven empty wrappers inside my cart, next to the package of 72 rolls of toilet paper may have told a different story. Hey, can you blame me? Within minutes, I hit all of the food groups -- taquitos, egg rolls, chicken cutlets, cheese and crackers, sourdough bread and coconut pie. It’s the best meal plan since college. Buy an annual $100 membership and eat a free meal everyday. Just make sure you wear a different mask every time so the vendors don’t recognize you. Anywhoo... Once the snackin was done...